Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The New American "Security" State

Obviously the authorities in the US take "bomb scares" seriously.

I think that the gravity of the situation can only be met by closing all public schools to make sure no more students get the idea that they can willfully make a science project that has wires and "electronics"...

Science project prompts SD school evacuation

Obviously the only way the US can be made safe is to go back to the pre-electric horse-and-buggy days! Oh... and make sure that the bottom 98% of the population get no more than a 4th grade education.

Oh... and all toys need to be taken away from kids. Here's an example where an 8" high toy robot caused traffic to be shut down in Denver for hours. This is simply unacceptable. And in order to ensure security, the only possible solution is to remove all toys from the hands of kids who obviously don't realize how dangerous this "technology" truly is.

And... this year NORAD should plan to shoot down Santa instead of tracking him. He is obviously a stooge for the terrorists!

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